What can melt your heart?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Everyone - okay didi.

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

Shruti Verma

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Me- (keep laughing)

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)